Welcome to NiroScene ~ where cinema, magic, drums and rock 'n roll [and the occasional political comment] are the rules of the day.
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This site is intended for adults, so if you're under the age of 18 or a Floridian voter please leave.
You want colors?
We've got colors.
Glad ya found us. This is a 1996 shot of me, scanned from a pair of scratched Polaroids. And as I'm obviously a male model, I have to apologize to Banana Republic for the photographer having missed their logo in the pix.
And a posture~free digital scan from October, 2000 (thanks, Mare!) ~ wearing my coveted genuine imitation Detroit Red Wings Captain Stevie Yzerman replica hockey sweater from the 1998 Stanley Cup winning year. You can see the Finals patch on my right and the "Believe" patch on the left sleeve.
Please come back often, as we're pretty much always under construction, adding new pix, linx and other cool stuff; remember to RELOAD the site if you've not been here in awhile
Hey! Guess what? The best local radio station I've ever heard,
WDET-FM in Detroit, is now online! Superior no~commercials mixed bag of music (jazz, blues, R&B,
quasi~alternative, worldbeat, hip~hop, folk, rock, etc. ~ but rarely do you hear a "hit").
Your most excellent music hosts are Judy Adams from 10AM~noon, my cineaste buddy Martin
Bandyke from noon 'til 3 (like that film reference, Martin?), then Terry Gross' "Fresh Air" interview hour,
followed by NPR's "All Things Considered;" legendary jazz DJ Ed Love's
extraordinary program is on from 7~10PM (serious jazz...not that "jazz~lite" crap which
has become so sickeningly extensive of late), another great eclectic show from 10~midnight,
followed by the amazing Liz Copeland overnight program:
This site has been condemned by 1) Lucifer's baby-faced RIGHT~hand spy,
Ralph Reed; 2) The so~called "Reverend" James Wildmon, who's best known for trying to ban films
he's neglected to see; 3) Noted spousal abuse fundraiser, golfing dad & real lady~killer,
OJ Simpson; 4) Our New "My God, I'm the President?" George W. Bush (aka "this is your brain on coke")
(thanks, Ralph Nader & Florida and especially Clarence "Lumpy" Thomas ~ see below); 5 & 6) Jesse
"sex with anything but your own hand is obscene" Helms & Strom "Mr. Chairman? If I was born in
the 19th century, do I still have to adhere to that new term limits stuff we just passed?
And speaking of making passes ~ have you met my new 23~year~old wife?" Thurmond; 7) The artist
formerly known as "Cat Stevens;" and yep! 8) The two most dangerous men in America today: the
Supreme Court's first Tweedle~Dum & Tweedle~Dumber act, Antonin "Mad Dog" Scalia and Clarence
"I swear under oath that I never ever read Roe v. Wade and have no political agenda whatsoever"
Thomas (at last count, Thomas "who has put this pubic hair on my Coke?" had voted with Scalia
98.9% of the time, which some think might be a record)... but there's more: this lying bastard
was seated on the bench for a lifetime appointment by the same guy who never even
met his running mate before selecting him (if you've had a memory lapse, that Veep would
be Dannn "Potatoe" Kwaell and that appointor would be Shrub Bush's dad).
Continuing that thought: Clarence "White Boy / White Wife"
Thomas sided with Scalia (of course) in the deciding 5-4 vote to end the 2000 Presidential ballot
counts in order to serve his new "massah"... Shrub himself. This from a man who was the only member
of the bench who never asked a question or uttered a comment during the hearings, actually saying
"I've always been shy."
Shame on you, you miserable hypocritical dork (or is that "Bork?"). A pox upon you and your lifetime
appointment.
Got my politics down? By all means continue.
Aforementioned condemnations are primarily due to the topless photo of me on the
Me, My Family & Friends page...
ummm, and that shot of Cameron Diaz in the
Fun & Oddities section ;}...
This site is dedicated to the memories of my little brother Scott and my grandfather Grandpa Paul, the former of which is pictured here on the latter's lap...
These pages were designed for Netscape Navigator, although I haven't had time to learn frames or anything like that, so you can likely use any browser you want.
And speaking of email, isn't it funny that the worst mail client on the planet (next to CC:MAIL of course), Microsoft Outlook, is the only one being used to spread the most virulent... ummmm... virii... all over the world via the 'net? Nice software, Bill.
Long Live Cin, Drums and (Kid) Rock 'n Roll
